Dirty Mutha Fuzz Lyrics - Ferociously Stoned - Cherry Poppin Daddies

I thought I was bad thought l'ze a kickn' stud 

I thought I had a knockn' stroll 

I caught a momma glidin' through the alley 

A big pink pussycat she said ";Meow"; 

She said her name was Tammy 

And her sugar hills worked the cure 

I came to her in jammies 

And I left so-phista-mature 

Dirty Mutha Fuzz 

Well the next day I hung over 

My head still hurt like hell 

I begged to her have mercy 

But she pounded on me just like a nail 

She unwrapped all by chocolates 

I opened up all her cans 

She spread herself out like a banquet and said 

";I'm gonna punish you my man"; 

Dirty Mutha Fuzz 

I got my fine sexy sheba here 

She only smokes the peckerilla 

It's like we're chillin' down in Graceland 

She's Elvis - I'm Priscilla 

Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz 

She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much 

Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs 

I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt 

Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream 

I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream 

Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels 

She said, ";You love it, you love it, 

Just gaze up at me as you kneel"; 

When she went for the whip fellas 

A chill went down my spine 

Such an innocent face 

With such an evil mind 

I pushed the buttons on her blaster 

John Coltrane began to bop 

I started workin' on a solid rhythm 

With horns over the top 

All at once she whispered 

";A little fertilizer will make it grow"; 

Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard 

And I covered her with snow 

Dirty Mutha Fuzz 

Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz 

She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much 

Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs 

I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt 

Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream 

I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream 

Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels 

She said, ";You love it, you love it 

You're not above it -- you're dirty.";