Homestar Rap Lyrics - Singles - Chase Fisher

H-H-H...Here we go! 

So they're finally here, performing for you 

If you know the words, you can join in too 

Put your hands together if you want to clap 

As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH! 

S. B.! Str-rong Bad! 

* He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well. 

He's finally back to kick some tail! 

His nunchuk gun can fire in spurts 

If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] it's gonna hurt! 

He's bigger! faster! and stronger too! 

He's the first member of the H*R crew! 

S. B.! Str-rong Bad! HEY! 

S. B.! Strong Bad is here! 

[Break: 1 Measure] 

This Pom's got style, so listen up dudes! 

He puff in size to suit his mood! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 

He's quick n' nimble when he needs to be 

He floats in air and climbs up trees! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 

If you choose him, you won't choose wrong 

With a skip and a hop, he's ONE COOL POM! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 

Pom Pom! It's Pom Pom! 

[Break: 4 Measures] 

He has no style, he has no grace 

This moron...has a funny face 

He can handstand when he wants to 

And stretch his arms out just for you! 

[Break: 1 Measure] 

In-flate himself just like a balloon 

This stu-pid idiot just digs this tune! HEY! 

Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar Runner! 

Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar Runner's here! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 

He's back again, and about time, too 

And this time, he's in the mood! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 

He can fly real high 

with his grill on... 

With his pistols out, he's one tough Cheat! 

He can make you smile when you hear his tune... 

[Break: 1 Measure] 

But, beware King of Town 

'cause he's out after you! 

The. Cheat.! It's The Cheat! 

The. Cheat.! It's The Cheat! 

(fading) 

Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! 

Poop. Smith.... 

Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you! 

It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew! 

This Strong's...so sad, it isn't funny! 

Can make the King of Town cry out for Mummy! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 

He can mope around with relative ease 

Makes crying about crap seem such a breeze 

He may move slow; he can't jump high 

But this Strong's one hell of a guy! Hehehe... 

[Break: 2 Measures] 

Come on Cardgage! 

Take it to the stage! 

** Bacon, hotcakes, pea soup smells! 

Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and muffin peels! 

** REPEAT 

Oh, yeah! 

[Break: 4 Measures] 

* REPEAT (and fading)