Take Me Drunk Lyrics - Charlie Worsham

Well if a drunk mans says what a sober man thinks 

Then right now I think I'm thikin' out loud a lot 

Hey girl, you wanna split a shot? 

Take me drunk, I'm home 

Out here in the crowd can't hear a thing 

Wait don't turn around, don't walk away 

What I really meant to say was 

Take me drunk, I'm home 

What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar? 

I mean a girl in this bar 

Somebody here take the car of my keys 

Can't drive with these two hands oh and 

Take me drunk, I'm home 

Do it now 

Well if a pig could fly do you really think a pig might fly 

Through the front door of Club Klondike Lounge 

Pick me up and drop me off at my house 

Take me drunk, I'm home 

Right at home on the barstool 

Drinking like a half-lived legend alcoholic with a question mark 

Liver floatin' like Noah's ark 

Take me drunk, I'm home 

What's a dance gotta do to get a girl in this place? 

I mean a guy in this place 

Somebody here take the car of my keys 

Can't drive with these two hands oh and 

Take me drunk, I'm home 

Home, sweet home 

What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar? 

I mean a girl in this bar 

Somebody here take the car of my keys 

Can't drive with these two hands oh and 

Take me drunk, I'm home (c'mon)