Sunset Boulevard Lyrics - Singles - Charlie Robison

Well, I wish I had my picture on The Rolling Stone today 

I wish that The Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay 

Well, I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such 

'Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much 

And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine 

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today 

You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild 

And a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carrying my child 

Well I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind 

And I'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me in 

And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine 

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today 

Yeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones today 

And I wish The Enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay 

I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen 

'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaelin well I guess he'd hang out with me 

And I'd spend all my money on caviar and Rogaine 

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today