I should go home, but I'm not sure I have one
The bottle holds the first place in my life
I live out of control, in smoky places
And I'm ashamed of how it hurts my wife
'Cause it's bottom of the fifth and I'm still wantin' more
She opt to give me up and even-up the score
'Cause every time I say I'll quit, she knows that it's a myth
When it's five to two and bottom of the fifth
It's hard to change the habits of a full-time drunk
Who lives on hundred proof from dawn 'til dawn
I'd straighten up and change if they'd quit makin' booze
But 'til they do I'll just drink on and on
'Cause it's bottom of the fifth and I'm still wantin' more
She opt to give me up and even-up the score
'Cause every time I say I'll quit, she knows that it's a myth
When it's five to two and bottom of the fifth