Too Playa Lyrics - Mix Tape Messiah 6 - Chamillionaire

[Intro - Chamillionaire - talking] 

You know what it is No way, no way, aye 

Chamillitary mayne Yeah, hold up No way, no way, aye 

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] 

Hey, everytime I poke her, it's just like we 

Playin poker (woo! ) Lipstick smeared and I got her 

Smilin harder than The Joker (yeah) Ever get 

Caught with a chick with a chick who like "it's 

Over" (what?) And get the worst excuse to work 

Like "I don't even know her" Tell me where your 

Mattress at 'cause I'm about to flip that like 

Mattress Mack I'm gon' light that mattress up then 

I make you pay me back for that Pockets like a 

Cabbage Patch, she ready to vegetate She chasin 

LeBron and Wade, so her status can elevate I never 

Would hesitate, if that heffa had better brakes Be 

Ready to tell a date that her cycle was hella late 

Get left 'cause you're never straight, forever, 

Forever fake Click over, put her on hold forever 

And let her wait I'm never for any games, not 

Ownin a Xbox I let her get out the ride and watch 

Her and my ex box Next stop, next block, her house 

Like a rest stop She work me, I'm like a trucker 

In need of some rest, stop, chill out 

[Chorus - Chamillionaire] 

No way, no way, no waaayyy No way, no way, I don't 

Think that you the baddest no mo', no mo', no 

Moooo', umm So stop beggin and don't blow up my 

Phone, my phone, my phooonnne My phone, my phone, 

It's too late, your playa status is gone, is gone, 

So gooonnne Umm and you know I'm a keep it playa fo' sho' 

[Verse 2 - Chamillionaire] 

Yeah, uh, guess that I'm gifted, sex is terrific I 

Pull it out, you can bet she gon' kiss it Gettin 

Explicit, animalistic Bet that your chick will 

Become a statistic Number's unlisted, fresher than 

This kid don't know who 'cause it's sure not you 

(Who?) Call when she miss it, she wanna get this, 

Sometimes fast but it's mostly screw (screw) No 

Need to have any trees, slang D and she'll be OD'd 

Hope she ain't got to go to work 'cause this week 

She gon' be on leave I'll let you relieve your 

Sleeve, your chick is like COD Usually I go check 

My list and then 'X' 'em like Leo G I don't know 

No Robin Givens, plus we can't get that involved 

It ain't trickin if you got it (what?) but you 

Won't get that at all that's a "nah", had a broad, 

Said she never had her prom Disco/dis go in her 

Upper lip, so she can say she had a ball I'm 

Pullin out the driveway, had to take off my 

Shades, so my eyes can dilate She told me that if 

I'm late, that she gonna kill me, I guess that I'm 

A die late I show up when I wanna, gonna get in 

That tummy like I was a organ donor Now later is 

Gonna be Sooner like I was from Oklahoma Never 

Been a Simpson/simp son, so she can't play me like a Homer 

[Chorus] 

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire] 

First she actin hard to get, once she get got, she 

Too attached I snatched the receipt from 

Underneath her seat and take her back Know that I 

Don't play it, so save it, like a kept coupon 

While I hop back on the 24 inches my Coupe on What 

The heck is you on? Live and "In Living Color" Add 

Another, man I'm gutter, want a problem? I could 

Have one for ya Bad to the mother, pass me the 

Rubber, then your lover actin bad under covers In 

HD, yeah the camera will dub her, rollin around 

'Til the camera gets smothered Catch me terrorizin 

Any club tonight that's not closed (N Luv Wit My 

Money), I'm who created the motto (woo) Me throwin 

My money in the chicks' hands that are not closed 

Like goin to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles to get 

Nachos You better go get some cheese from somebody 

That even care You better salute at ease when you 

Know that you see a playa Like a spatula, when I'm 

In back of her I flip that, tap, tap, she say 

"that's enough" Like a magnet for chicks, I don't 

Have to cuff And when I'm done if she ever, ever ask for bucks 

No way, no way, no waaayyy