The Morning News Lyrics - The Ultimate Victory - Chamillionaire

Chamillitary man 

Fighting broke out over-night between 

Rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border 

Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters 

Bombed a guerrilla base killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians 

Damage to the base is said to be heavy 

And the Israeli jets are reported to have made it 

Back to their headquarters safely 

A 49 year old unidentified man went berserk last night 

Opening fire with a 12 gauge shotgun 

Leave me alone, terror alert, victory 

I stay dropping that bombness 

Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump 

Stay arguing 'bout nonsense 

Would they treat me as good as Hugh Hefner 

If I had a mansion full of blonde chicks? 

If adultery was a felony 

Then Clinton would be a convict 

Put you in the same position 

And let's see what you'd really do 

They tell me that I sold out 

If I execute the no snitching rule 

Sound like it was a good idea 

'Til a murder happen to you 

Dumb stupid, or stupid dumb 

Either one you don't have a clue 

Voice perfect for CNN but knew 

Larry King wouldn't hear it through 

Bill O'Reily's an idiot 

He ain't the only one with an opinion fool 

E-mail this to my publicist 

So the media is gonna hear it too 

You get on TV and get at me 

Then I'm gonna get on the CD and get at you 

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes 

Just to learn that I pay for classes 

Part time hustle really ain't gonna last 

So todays forecast is to make more cash 

It's the news, news, news 

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth 

It's the morning news, news, news 

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth 

It's the morning news 

In the strip club balling 

Bill Collecta keep calling 

You ain't even trying pay your bills 

He show up and you dodging 

White man balling, black man starving 

Looks like Al Sharpton found another 

'Cause to get involved in 

I can't hate to see a black man 

And I don't hate to see a black hand 

Crawling into that cookie jar 

'Cause there's plenty of dough up in that man 

When your black and you educated 

People say, "You ain't black man" 

May be black in your appearance 

But really whiter than Batman 

CEO's are like slave masters 

And most of them don't even know it 

Their employees are like slaves 

Work the bill but don't even own it 

Your money right but your credit ain't 

Then the bank still won't loan it 

If you're on top and ain't paying taxes 

Then I hope you're enjoying your moment 

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes 

Just to learn that I pay for classes 

Part time hustle really ain't gonna last 

So todays forecast is to make more cash 

It's the news, news, news 

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth 

It's the morning news, news, news 

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth 

It's the morning news 

Hip hop crunk music, spiky music 

Slab music, sound like a nursery rhyme 

Get a beat and rap to it 

Ain't speaking with a purpose 

I'ma call it crap music 

Y'all got your boys getting mad 

My bad let's get back to it 

Cigarettes are still causing cancer 

And chronic smoke'll still get you high 

In the streets or in the store 

Know a couple dollars won't get you by 

Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story 

Could never flop 

For that sexy mug-shot 

I could get a million dollars a pop 

Even Michaels in the media 

They like to make examples of people just like you 

Get involved and I bet the indite you 

Go to jail and I bet they don't write you 

Yea, you ain't got a college degree 

Then they'll say you're not intelligent 

And if your class ain't upper class 

Then your opinion is irrelevant 

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes 

Just to learn that I pay for classes 

Part time hustle really ain't gonna last 

So todays forecast is to make more cash 

It's the news, news, news 

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth 

It's the morning news, news, news 

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth 

It's the morning news 

The world is crazy, every day 

I gotta wake up to this nonsense 

Silly rappers think I'm worried 

About a punch-line 

I show more purpose than your 

Whole career in one line, victory