Internet Nerd's Brother Lyrics - Mixtape Messiah, Vol. 5 - Chamillionaire

[phone rings] 

[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)] 

Hello? 

(Hello?) 

What's up, Charlie? 

(What's up, man?) 

Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just searching on the net 

(Heard anything about Chamillionaire?) 

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] 

Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? 

Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that? 

Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack 

Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track 

Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates 

He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place 

Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to waste 

I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his face 

Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a square 

He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care 

If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail 

And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell 

Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger 

He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter 

I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him 

Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best again 

Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet Nerd 

I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing password 

Sure, he's got Internet fans 

But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin him 

Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think again 

His last one sucked, I never made it up to number ten 

I couldn't even pretend, that I would ever get him 

I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" 

He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to? 

His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable 

Make me want to enter in-to a mental institute 

In the real commercial world, he is like invisible 

On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty bars 

I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy blog 

And plus I wonder overseas, is he really large? 

He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured 

My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty cars 

Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours 

He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows 

I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be exposed 

His personality stinks, can't stand the scent of it 

Where's his website? He didn't even finish it 

If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot 

I don't think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet 

Chat rooms or something that I'm normally glued to 

But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools 

'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose 

Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube 

Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all frontin 

Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens 

All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin 

(Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming 

{Why you mad at me man?} 

[American Idol plays in background]