Seven Old Ladies Lyrics - Celtic Folk

Seven old Ladies (supply first...seventh as you know them.) 

The ______ old lady was old mrs. Pymm 

She went inside on a personal whim 

She somehow got stuck twixt the bowl and the rim 

And nobody knew she was there. 

The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Draper 

She used the toilet, but couldn't find the paper 

All she could find was a brick mason's scraper (appropriate 

scream) 

And nobody knew she was there. 

The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Parted 

She paid her penny, and inside she darted. 

What a waste of a penny, for she only hola-cowa-cowa-cowa 

Nobody knew she was there. 

The ______ old lady was Chichester's daughter 

She went inside to get rid of some water, 

And she stayed there so long that the rising tide caught her 

And nobody knew she was there. 

The _______ old lady was Elizabeth Humphrey 

She went inside, and arranged herself comfy 

When she tried to get up, Ah she couldn't get her bum free 

And nobody knew she was there. 

The ______ old lady was old Mrs. Mason 

THe seat was too cold, so she used the basin 

But that was the water that I washed me face in 

Cause I didn't know she was there. 

The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Bender 

She went inside to adjust her suspender 

And she got tangled up with a masculine gender 

And nobody knew they were (I was) there.