Lil' Drummer Boy Lyrics - Cee-lo

[Bailiff] 

Will the court please rise? 

Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing 

[Prosecutor] 

Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society 

She has shown a blatant disregard for the law 

And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty 

For the vicious acts 

She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law 

[Lil' Kim] 

Pardon me your honor 

May I address the bench? 

They try-na assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt 

* Coughs 

Excuse my persona 

I may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey Dalmer 

Ever since I killed ?em 

I ain't been in trouble since 

It wasn't my fault I acted out of self-defense 

He killed my best friend 

(Who's him?) 

I mean them 

They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too 

They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms 

And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms 

See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm 

I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom 

(Stop!) 

I heard three guns cocked that's when Tom dropped 

They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top 

(Oh she's lying!) 

Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor 

Fingerprints all on the door 

Need I say more? 

Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow 

Ploom! Queen off her toes 

They fell down like dominoes 

I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix 

What was I do? 

Sit back and just take this? 

Yo I tell you now 

If I lose this debate 

Like in Dead Presidents 

I'm going out like Lorenz Tate 

See I ain't gon be stupid 

I'm gon take all why'all to the shift 

I should be able to say what I want 

What the fuck I plead the fifth 

(Now Kim, Kim) 

Fuck that Cee-lo 

I got to save the world 

The first female king and they mad cause I'm a girl 

[Cee-lo] 

Uh with all due respect your honor 

Excuse my client's temperament 

Who has had social intelligence? 

With so much innocence we have to implement 

She was slightly out of place 

But if you grant us a grain of your grace 

I'll assure you it's only stress due to the severity of the case 

Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes 

The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose 

Your children, your lovely wife 

I mean look at her 

The only thing she's guilty of is having no choice in the matter 

[Kim] 

Lord I cry, I cry 

From the things that I've seen 

That I've seen 

And Lord I cry, I cry 

From the things I've seen, ooh 

If you only knew the things I've been through 

Oh yeah 

You'd know why 

You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry 

[Redman] 

Order! Order! Order! 

Order! Order! Order! 

Order in the courts, I'm examining her thoughts 

And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort 

The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops 

Hungry to see another black motherfucker shot 

They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders 

Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder 

(He was in on it too!) 

Yeah 

(I should've known) 

Yeah 

(Objection your honor) 

Yo objection overruled 

I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury 

To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty 

Now that's dirty, surveillance and you debate 

Fuck Will! Now you're the new Enemy of the State 

Angela Bobbett's cake compared to you 

And Junior Mafia that clique ain't scared to move 

So they took precautions 

Grenades from all force and 

Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn 

But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck 

Shot back other bitches would've folded up 

Now that's my kind of bitch 

I know I'm the judge 

But I love that bitch 

And I'm coming with her 

Creme of crop and me I'mma hold her down 

Resign with A-K's so we blowing the trial 

Look it's a setup 

Yo Kim come on 

(I'm right behind you baby) 

Yo Kim come on 

(I'm right here with you man) 

[Kim] 

Lord I cry, I cry 

From the things that I've seen 

That I've seen...