Cell Block Tango Lyrics - Singles - Catherine Zeta - Jones

And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail 

In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango' 

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! 

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! 

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! 

He had it coming, he had it coming 

He only had himself to blame 

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it 

I betcha you would have done the same 

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! 

You know how people have these little habits 

That get you down like Ernie 

Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop 

Like, I come home this one day and there's Ernie 

Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' 

So, I said to him, I said 

"Ernie, you pop that gum one more time" and he did 

So I took the shotgun off the wall 

And I fired two warning shots into his head 

He had it coming, he had it coming 

He only had himself to blame 

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago 

And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away 

So, we started living together 

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. 

Then I found out, single, my ass 

Not only was he married, well, he had six wives 

One of those Mormons, you know 

So that night, when he came home 

I fixed him his drink as usual 

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic 

He had it coming, he had it coming 

He took a flower in its prime 

And then he used it and he abused it 

It was a murder but not a crime 

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen 

Carvin' up the chicken for dinner 

And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage 

"You been screwin' the milkman" 

He says and he kept sayin' 

"You been screwin the milkman" 

Then he ran into my knife 

He ran into my knife ten times 

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it 

I betcha you would have done the same 

Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires 

Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet 

De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok 

Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem 

Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg 

But did you do it? 

Uh uh, not guilty 

My sister, Veronica and I had this double act 

And my husband, Charlie traveled around with us 

With the last number in our act 

We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our world 

One two three four five, splits, spread eagles 

Flip flops, back flips, one right after the other 

Well, this one night we were in Cicero 

The three of us, we were in this hotel room 

Boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice 

So I went out to get some 

I come back, open the door 

There's Veronica and Charlie 

Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle 

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out 

I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later 

When I was washing the blood off my hands 

I even knew they were dead 

They had it coming, they had it coming 

They had it coming all along 

I didn't do it, inspite if I'd done it 

How could you tell me that I was wrong? 

I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter 

But he was always trying to find himself 

He go out every night looking for himself 

And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving 

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences 

He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead 

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum 

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum 

They had it comin', they had it comin' 

They had it comin' all along 

'Cause if they used us and they abused us 

How could they tell us that we were wrong? 

He had it coming, he had it coming 

He only had himself to blame 

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it 

I betcha you would have done the same 

You pop that gum one more time 

Single my ass 

Ten times 

Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe 

Number seventeen, the spread eagle 

Artistic differences 

I betcha you would have done the same