Duel Duet Lyrics - Singles - Cast

You're a loser 

An abomination in the eyes of any sensitive man 

And you're a blind alley cruiser 

Always heading down a losing strait 

Dreaming that you're screaming at fate 

You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister 

With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister 

I took as much of you as any man can! 

You've lost your heart 

You've lost your cause 

You lost your baby when you lost your balls! 

You've lost your mind 

You've lost your grip 

So say bye-bye! 

We lost our Mom 

We lost our Dad 

And if I'm losing you 

Well that's too bad 

Well the best thing you could ever do is die. 

You're a failure 

A malformation in the guise of many 

An also-ran 

And yo 

u're a weeper and a whiner 

Always treading on the toes of the great 

Generally spreading your weight 

You're a spiteful, hateful, asinine creature 

A pupil with no scruples who knew better than the teacher 

I took as much of yo 

u as any man can! 

You've lost your heart 

You've lost your cause 

You lost your baby when you lost your balls! 

You lost your mind 

When you lost your grip 

So say bye-bye! 

We've lost our home 

Our family 

You've lost compassion 

Now you're losing me. 

Well the best thing you could ever do is die. 

Well the best thing you could ever do is die. 

Well the best thing you could ever do is die. 

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