Second To Last Will And Testament Lyrics - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I, James Robert Injustice 

Being of unsound body and mind 

Hereby bequeath all my worldly goods 

To anyone who wants 'em 

The debts that I got from gambling 

The warrant for my arrest 

All my bills which are now outstanding 

And the bullet holed inside my chest 

Give my body to medical science 

If medical science will have me 

They can take my lungs and kidneys 

But my heart belongs to Daphne 

Leave a night light beside my deathbed, baby 

Turn the pillows and change the sheets 

But don't switch on my electric blanket 

Till it's time to sleep 

This is my second to last will and testament 

Only a rough draft, a hand written estimate 

Left on the shelf, never signed or delivered 

With a picture of myself on a boat by the river 

Don't bury me at sea, the pollution might kill me 

Just put my remains in a cheap box and grill me 

My pension and dole are there in the wardrobe 

My air cushioned soul and my Blue Circle overcoat 

I've left you no answers, just hundreds of questions 

This is my second to last will and testament 

Before I, James Robert Injustice 

Being of unsound body and mind, die