Bloodsport For All Lyrics - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash 

And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas 

Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun 

And fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and Chum 

Stand up and beg, said Sergeant Kirby 

Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie 

Roll up, roll up goes the reveille 

Abuse the bugle boy of company B 

Suffer in silence, said Brigadier General Holmes 

Or change your name to Smith or Jones 

Learn to live with all the death threat notes 

The big bananas and the racist jokes 

Stand up and beg, said Sergeant Kirby 

lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie 

Roll up, roll up goes the reveille 

Abuse the bugle boy of company B 

And the coldest stream guards 

Of them all 

Sang God Save The Queen 

And Bloodsport For All 

While were on the subject 

I've been called a spade 

Single filed in public 

With my privates on parade 

I hope my feet go flat 

Before I hang myself 

Because I can't take this crap 

I'm going A.W.O.L. 

And the coldest stream guards 

Of them all 

Sang God Save The Queen 

And Bloodsport For All