Anytime Anyplace Anywhere Lyrics - Hello, Good Evening, Welcome. And Goodbye: Live At Maida Vale - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

The tequila sun is rising 

And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking 

Put the Binatone on snooze 

Open up some special brews and start drinking 

To the biggest mess in town 

Then put on your dressing gown 

Screw your head on upside down 

Drink yourself into the ground 

The bottles by the sink 

They're the softest fucking drinks, find on the market 

Yes sir, the Thunder Birds have gone 

And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on it 

There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss 

Vodka and tomato juice 

Disneyland or dipsomania 

Pick a flavor 

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere 

There's a wonderful world you can share 

Try acrophobic, schizophrenic, paranoid attacks of panic 

Epileptic fits of laughter, twenty five million mornings after 

And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice 

Disneyland or dipsomania, name your poison, pick a flavor 

Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker 

Southern comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing 

Galloway's sore throat expectorant, after shave and disinfectant 

Parazone and Fairy liquid, if it's in a glass you'll drink it 

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere 

There's a wonderful world you can share 

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere 

There's a wonderful world you can share 

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere 

There's a wonderful world you can share