A Bachelor For Baden Powell Lyrics - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Join the cubs, see the world 

Pay your subs, meet the girls 

Sell your toys be reborn 

They love a boy in uniform 

37 wasted years 

Closeting his greatest fears 

Still in shorts and eating jelly 

He used to come and fix our telly 

Akela, Akela 

I will do my best 

Akela, you'll have heart failure 

Get your hands out of my vest 

The oldest joker in the pack 

Knew how to fold a union jack 

Bought me chocolate, cakes and sweets 

All the Cadbury's Flakes that I could eat 

Akela, Akela 

I will do my best 

Akela, you'll have heart failure 

Get your hands out of my vest 

You're a bachelor for Baden Powell 

And you don't know where I've been 

Take your spatula and your bathing towel 

And go swear your allegiance to the queen 

You'll get no badge for touching me 

Bad health or inefficiency 

Halitosis, poison breath 

Or scaring little lonely boys to death 

Akela, Akela 

I will do my best 

Akela, Akela 

You've got to get me off your chest 

Akela, Akela 

I think that it's time to go 

Hayla Shayla, see ya later 

I'm only nine years old and the answer's, no 

You're a bachelor for Baden Powell 

And you don't know where I've been 

So take your spatula and your bathing towel 

And go swear your allegiance to the queen