Good Afternoon Lyrics - Carolines Spine

i think i'll try my luck at flo and normandie 

and have some dude beat the living crap out of me 

he haunts me, he taunted me 

and i just found out he's been set free. 

so i'll go and tell my girlfriend i think she's ugly 

we've had a few kids and she's getting kinds pudgy 

i'll tease her, i'll please her, 

then i'm gonna leave her 

and i'll go and find me a new girl until she bugs me. 

because they know i want you, know i need you, 

no i won't go a day without you 

and only you can know what you're doing to me 

...so good afternoon. 

i think i'll go and take my snake down for animal testing 

where they lay me down and inject me while i'm resting. 

they starve me, carve me, stitch me up, 

and when i wake up with cancer - they give me their blessing. 

you and i, we shine and i feel you coming down my way 

...so good afternoon. 

i like to get laid so i became a musician 

and i'm an expert in humanity by my own admission - 

i'm kind, i'm signed, i'm a legend in my own mind 

and i'll tell you i'm god herself if you promise to listen