You're Moving Out Today Lyrics - Singles - Carole Bayer Sager

(Carole Bayer Sager/Bette Midler/Bruce Roberts) 

I stayed out late one night and you moved in 

I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in 

May I remind you that it's been a year since then 

Today the landlady, she said to me (what did she say?) 

You're looney friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face) 

Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea 

So pack your toys away 

Your pretty boys away 

Your 45s away 

Your alibis away 

Your Spanish flies away 

Your one-more-tries away 

Your old tie-dyes away 

You're moving out today 

Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (Ha Ha Ha Ha) 

The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?) 

Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me, fool! 

Pack up your rubber duck 

I'd like to wish you luck 

Your funny cigarettes 

Your sixty-one cassettes 

Pack all your clothes away 

Your rubber hose away 

Your old-day-glos away 

You're moving out today 

Pack up your dirty looks 

Your songs that have no hooks 

Your stacks of Modern Screen 

Your portrait of the Queen 

Your mangy cat away 

Your baby fat away 

You're headed that-a-way 

You're moving out today 

Pack up your fork and spoon 

Please leave my Lorna Doones 

Your map of Mozambique 

Your water bed that leaks