Golf Girl Lyrics - In The Land Of Grey & Pink - Caravan

Standing on a golf course 

Dressed in P.V.C. 

I chanced upon a golf girl 

Selling cups of tea 

She asked me did I want one 

Asked me with a grin 

For three pence you can buy one 

Full right to the brim 

So of course I had to have one 

In fact I ordered three 

So I could watch the golf girl 

Could see she fancied me 

And later on the golf course 

After drinking tea 

It started raining golf balls 

And she protected me 

Her name was Pat 

And we sat under a tree 

She kissed me 

We go for walks 

In fine weather 

All together 

On the golf course 

We talk in Morse