M.i.l.f. Lyrics - Singles - Captain Everything!

She's twenty one years older than the rest 

But I think I'm well up to the test 

Don't you think that younger guys are fun? 

The only thing that's stopping me 

From some midday ecstasy 

Is that you are my best friend's Mum 

Because I'm thinking of you when you wash your sheets 

And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats 

But Richard and Judy ain't got nothing on me 

I'll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free 

Your husband's off on business for a week 

So I don't think that it's too much cheek 

To ask if you need company 

Think of all those lonely nights 

When we could hold each other tight 

There's no need for celibacy 

I'm taking pictures but you don't see me 

They're on my wall and kind of sticky 

You won't know love until you've been with me 

Someone's in my head telling me what to do 

I'm trying not to listen because I don't want to hurt you 

I couldn't do it even if I was 

Crazy 

Because I'm thinking of you when you wash your sheets 

And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats 

Susan Kennedy please let it be me 

I'll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free