The Ballad Of Tom Jones Lyrics - Cantatonia

What did I do wrong? 

Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo... 

Am I really all that bad? 

You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger... 

Why're we still together? 

Oh I can't leave you till you're dead... 

You mean till death do us part? 

I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head... 

It was lucky for us I turned the radio on 

They say that music sooths the savage beast 

There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red 

The two of us would surely have ended up dead 

You stopped us from killing each other 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

You'll never know but you've saved our lives 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

I've never thrown my knickers at you... 

And I don't come from Wales... 

Still haven't solved our problem... 

You mean we hate each other's guts? 

Still wanna poison your pizza 

And I still wanna cut off your nuts 

I phoned the marriage guidance 

I tied the phone line round your neck 

I'm sick of all this hatred 

Oh that would be the arsenic making you sick... 

You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff 

As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on 

You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes 

It was lucky for us we bought his Greatest Hits 

You stopped us from killing each other 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

You'll never know but you've saved our lives 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

I've never thrown my knickers at you... 

And I don't come from Wales... 

And now our war it's over 

I've lost the urge to brake your neck 

I owe my life to "What's New Pussycat?" 

"Delilah" stopped me hating you and wishing your death 

Oh I used to call you a Satan 

And you were Cruella DeVil 

But now you call me your Delilah 

And now I'm not your Lucifer 

And I am just your pussycat 

Well just a word of warning now 

Just in case we ever get tired of his voice 

I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong 

And I know an atom bomb that's going for this song 

You stopped us from killing each other 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

You'll never know but you've saved our lives 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

I've never thrown my knickers at you... 

And I don't come from Wales... 

You stopped us from killing each other 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

You'll never know but you've saved our lives 

Tom Jones, Tom Jones 

I've never thrown my knickers at you... 

And I don't come from Wales...