Shove This Jay-oh-bee Lyrics - Canibus

Yo six o'clock every morning you waking up yawning 

To the sound of your alarm clock alarm 

About an hour from now 

You should be at the place of employment 

Which is annoying cause it's so boring 

Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them 

It affects your occupational performance 

You wonder why your work load is so enormous 

Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office 

People get depressed, they get ulcers 

From the stress that the corporate environment causes 

Regardless of how you ultimately want to solve this 

Seems to me like you've got one of four choices: 

You could take a new job offer for more chips 

Stick it out a little longer or forfeit 

But my advice to anybody that wants to quit 

It'll feel much better if you say it like this: 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it 

Yo, if your boss is a S-O-be 

Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-be 

Put your middle finger up slowly 

Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely 

Say I ain't workin' here no more 

Who do you think you are? 

Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor 

Run to the door, to the payphone 

Make a toll-free call 

Tell your spouse what happened and where you are 

So they can come and get you in the car later on 

And help you search for a new nine to five job 

If the unemployment line ain't that long 

You can take your time printin' out W-9 forms 

Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough 

And you'll get money if you keep punchin' your time card enough 

Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it 

But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it 

Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs 

The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious 

While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces 

Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated 

You constantly waitin' for a paycheck 

Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet 

Here's a optimistic motto 

If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow 

Most nine to five's are hard 

'Cause the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park 

People get hired 

Drink coffee to stay wired 

So they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired 

You came in late, you already ate, 

Nowww, you want to take a lunch break!??! 

Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it 

Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Ah Ah ah ah ahahah ah 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Take this job and shove it 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Ay Ay Ay ayee ay 

I ain't workin' here no more 

Canibus and the Biz 

It's comin' from Canibus and the Biz 

It's comin' from Canibus and the Biz 

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