Poet Laureate Lyrics - Canibus

Yo, Houston to Earth 

Watch the ripper crucify you with verse 

My urethra to ya uvula, quenches your thirst 

Put your flames out with dry desert dirt where leopards lurk 

Lock your soul down with an esoteric weapon search 

Strap a bomb to one of your labels record clerks 

And activate it as soon as they get to work 

Ring the alarm, red alert, nigga it gets worse 

Bypass security networks with select words 

Megahertz make nebulas reverse till your head burst 

Call the press first and ask them who got the best verse 

Give me the respect I deserve 

If you are what you eat, it's obvious I can't eat what I'm worth 

Yall niggas eat pussy and burp 

The other half of yall suck dick till your jaws and ya neck hurt 

When you address me nigga end your sentence with sir 

Critics went beszerk they aint even heard my best work 

See I broke into the mind by 

Quietly goin by their eardrum walls and hotwired they skulls 

Yeah I earned the name Canibus, but what did it cost? 

Battle rappers nothing but a serendipitous whore 

Niggas probably like, what da fuck he dissin him for? 

Yeah he dissed me first but you was never informed 

I'm one of the top five nigga, my shit is tight nigga 

you heard it right nigga, I rock mics nigga 

But the limelight isn't where I belong 

The top four don't even look in the mirror no more 

If they did I'd be in the mirror looking back at em, ready to grab them 

Kidnap them, and put them on my album 

I rip jackers, Rip the time space fabric 

Loop the future with the past tense looking for patterns 

Eradicate Africans that sold Africans to Saxons 

and forced black men to pay taxes 

Attack a wack bitch with counter tactics 

Split your bullet proof chases in half with a rapid gatling 

Keep firing at cha till you trapped in 

Now come back and scramble for helicopter extractions 

While I'm back and forth back braggin 

How I tortured them faggots and stabbed them with rip the jacker daggers 

Slay dragons with old passages from black magic manuscripts 

I found in the cabinet written in Arabic 

Translate to characters one by one, like Arafat tarot cards suggest 

I make terrorist threats through your stereo sets 

Various anthrax carriers sendin serin to the press 

At an imaginary address, Cani's the best 

Untraceable, your pictures unpaintable, canvas thats wet 

Let me dry you of wit some of this fire I spit 

26 years old nigga look how I spit 

A microphone fiend since I was like fourteen 

My Cuban uncle used to sell cocaine, OK? 

I'm reloaded, you fuckin wit the wrong emcee 

Crudes felt your cold disease to the whole industry 

Potent as Hennessey that was distilled in Tennessee 

One shot scrambles your memory indefinitely 

Nowadays a hundred bars aint impressive to me 

You stepping to me nigga do it intelligently 

You wanna battle or you wanna fuckin wrestle wit me 

You aint better than me, you just got an obsession wit me 

Canibus hybrid, the cake icing of rhyminingness 

As I grow older I get colder like the declining 

Climate of earth's environment, I'm entirely tireless 

Rhymes come from my higherness of wireless dialect 

Scientist on cyber speed design my specs 

Astral project, therein height in secs, chakras connect 

Doctors inspect what they can't possibly interpret yet 

That's why they revert to threats 

They curse and throw fits 

They like immature earth cadets, looking like Captain Kirk in a dress 

Lyrically I step on you, rip on you, then I defecate what I just digested on you 

I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I'm better than you 

Just to get the checkered flag I'll put the pressure on you 

Put the extra effort on you 

Write a motha fuckin letter to you and your editors too, threatin you 

Detective check your mail and your messenger to 

You can take this verbal slashin that I left as a clue 

Execute the type of wickedness the devil approves 

Which basically means I can do whatever witchu 

I'm a rap music mutant, wit a cool name 

Misconstrue fame but I spit butane 

Blue flames out giant CO2 tanks 

Demagnetize memory banks, enhanced, advanced 

One of a kind like modern man's retina scan 

Quick as a glance and flickers from kerosene lamps 

What you want me to break first your jaw or your grill? 

What type of spit you want from me sparkling or steel 

Study law, yield draw up my own deals 

So the longer they resist me the stronger I feel 

Spread the ganglia from Tanzania to the flats of East Anglia 

Give up, you cant keep up 

The man eater in a wife beater 

Spreadin Typhoid Fever through mic receivers with light reverb 

Type in the right keywords, I might emerge 

Takes a really nice nigga to excite these nerds 

Niggas wanna see the gully in me, keep fuckin with me 

Never under pressure, I keep the pressure under me 

Bun?? Or weed, drop a freestyle on the internet then watch niggas burn the CD 

Upload a picture of your mug getting DP'd 

I'm one size away from 13, believe it she p'd 

I'm the illest and its gonna be that way for eva 

Word of mouth is good but a mouth of words is betta nigga 

No body gets sicker than the ripper!!!!!!!!!