Niggonometry Lyrics - Canibus

Intro 

(scratching) 

N-n-n-... etc. 

Chorus 

N-i-g-g-a-nometry x3 

(nigganometry, nigga-na-na-nometry) 

Repeat all x2 

Verse one 

Now if a bitch sucks yo dick, for $5 per square inch 

And gets $40, including a $5 tip 

How big was the dick she just sucked? (say what? ) 

Said how big was the dick she just sucked? (wha...? ) 

If you a nigga with a watch 

This iced style with enough rocks 

To make the hottest room temperature drop 

How long will it take for you to get robbed? (say what? ) 

How long will it be before you get robbed? (wha...? ) 

Now if your song played on the radio for the first time 

Four days ago, now the shit is rotational 

Who got paid off to play it? (I ain't scared to say it) 

Said who the fuck got paid off to play it? 

(I ain't scared to say shit) 

If you sign a recording deal for less than a $250,000 

And your advance is a $100,000 automobile 

I know the vehicle was probably beautiful 

But did you ask your lawyer if it was recuperable? 

It's nigganometry... 

Chorus 

Verse two 

You had 5 shots of coke and vodka 

Then you convinced your designated driver to 

Smoke a pound of marijuana 

How the hell you gonna get home? 

Said how the fuck you gonna drive yourself home? 

You gotta mansion, a benz, a bentley and a range 

And ain't none of that shit in your government name 

What pieces of property do you own? (you don't own nothin') 

Said what pieces of property do you really own? 

(you don't own a goddamn thing, nigga) 

Now if you take a glass of water then add 2 cubes of ice 

You should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right? 

You need to watch what i'mma show you (watch this) 

You need to look closely at what i'mma show you 

(listen to this right here) 

If you remove every living animal out of the sea 

Then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease? 

This means the planet wasn't 3-quarters water (that was deep) 

This means the planet wasn't 3-quarters water (that shit was deep) 

It's nigganomerty... 

(samples) 

Hey, I've been sitting here trying to think of what we can do 

With this here letter 'l'... 

F-u-c-k l.l. 

(music outro)