Doomsday News Lyrics - Singles - Canibus

Yo, yo.. 

If I had half as many bars in gold 

as I had in lyrics when I flowed 

I'd be the richest man on the globe 

Niggaz want to know is Canibus gold? 

That's a stupid-ass question motherfucker, is Canada cold? 

Bout a thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro is 

Five thousand degrees hotter than flame throwers 

I reflect light, bounce off walls and wreck mics 

Disconnect your windpipe by cuttin your neck with a knife 

Rip through, everything from tissues to blood vessels 

My ninjitsu, kill you with the art of Tenchu 

I zig zag, zig crushin a kid 

With G-forces violent enough to crush your ribs 

like pilots that fly Russian MIG 

Comin to punish you pigs 

Give a fuck who you is; nigga, Canibus in ya biz 

From the lowest point in the planet to Mt. Everest 

I kick the illest shit, spray-paintin my name across the pyramids 

The rap terrorist, Professor Emeritus 

Fuck forbidden fruit I was eating pussy in Genesis 

[Chorus: Panama P.I.] 

What you got niggaz that's ready to brawl? 

I'll give you the phone card and the celly to make a call 

What the fuck why'all bitch niggaz actin like why'all tuff for? 

We'll stuff why'all, uppercut why'all, confront why'all 

On stage we break arms, legs, backs and jaws 

Enough damage to cancel your tour (Fuck why'all!) 

[Canibus] 

Now I said it once and I'll say it a thousand times 

I got thousands of rhymes, the rechargeable alkaline kind 

You want to a piece of mind? Fine, we can take it outside 

Otherwise you're wastin your time, cause I'ma shine 

for the one-triple-9, niggaz gamblin damage they eyes 

Goin blind, tryin to keep up with these lyrical lines 

The type of nigga you can't flow behind without a dope rhyme 

You fuck around and get clotheslined til you nosedive 

We can rhyme fair and square or fair in the sphere 

Anyplace, anywhere, you niggaz don't have a prayer 

Cause doomsday is near, faggot niggaz is scared 

They stand and stare as I appear upon a cushion of air 

With a long white beard flamin, hot enough to sunburn Satan 

Hotter than white people takin vacation 

out in Jamaica out in the sun bathin; 

sun bakin in gamma ray radiation 

til they skin color look cajun 

Motherfuckers start agin to the point 

where they faces shrivel up like raisins 

and they become cancer patients 

[Chorus] 

[Canibus] 

Yo, yo, yo.. I manipulate the metaphysical 

power to hold my breath for half an hour 

Continuously breathin outward; you ain't an MC you a coward 

I make wack rappers lose control of they bladders 

and piss in they trousers 

Pink pussy possum niggaz play dead 

While my heat waves hit, and verbal x-rays evaporate shit 

Water molecules get transformed to vapors 

My lyrics turn the Pacific into a dry lakebed 

Electromagnetic cassettes melt tape decks 

Niggaz battle in space; tryin to hold it down 

but they can't cause they weightless 

Amateur swordsmen gets stabbed through they face mask 

trying to escape death 

A world where the whole globe will contract Ebola 

from drinkin spring water darker than Coca-Cola 

Human with AIDS, computers with Y2K 

I rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday