Two Cops In Tim Hortons Lyrics - Singles - Canadian Bush Party

It's 3 AM and I'm waiting 

for the coffee perculating 

in the kettle in the back 

And there's no use getting all upset 

about who is degrading who 

when there is hockey on the set 

Chorus 

There's two cops in Tim Hortons 

and I'm just another shit to them 

maybe I'm just a good for nothing 

but did I have to hear it again? 

And they got two blue and whites 

parked in the back well out of sight 

in the hopes that I won't see 

And maybe I'm getting older 

a little more fat and slower 

but is there any other way to be? 

Not like I had better things to do, 

they're just wasting my time 

And now there's no use getting all upset 

about whos degrading who, 

When there's crullers to be had. 

Honey glazed and jelly filled 

Those chocolate sprinkles really fit the bill 

And won't it make those pig-boys mad?