Where The Hell Is Bill? Lyrics - Camper Van Beethoven

Where, where the Hell is Bill? 

Where, where the Hell is Bill? 

Where, where the Hell is Bill? 

Where, where the Hell is Bill? 

Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut 

Maybe he went to get a striped shirt 

Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes 

Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses 

Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka 

Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter 

Maybe he went to get a British flag 

Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing 

Well, maybe he went to get a mohawk 

And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots 

Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard 

Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks