When I Win The Lottery Lyrics - Key Lime Pie - Camper Van Beethoven

Well I lost an eye in mexico 

Lost two teeth where I don't know 

People see me comin' and they move to the other side of the road 

I robbed a liquor store or two 

Made myself at home a few times 

Borrowed myself a car when I needed it 

I got me a shack at the bottom of the road 

Fixin' cars and givin' tows 

Spend all my money on the lottery 

When I win the lottery gonna buy all girls on my block 

A color tv and a bottle of french perfume 

When I win the lottery gonna donate half my money to the city 

So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me 

When I win the lottery 

Never run a flag up a pole 

Like mr. red, white, and blue down the road 

But I never called myself a hero for killing a known communist 

Now I can walk into any old bar 

Find a fight without looking too hard 

But I never killed someone I don't know just 'cause someone told me to 

And when I win the lottery 

Gonna buy the house next to mr. red, white and blue 

And when I win the lottery 

Gonna buy post 306 american legion, paint it red with five gold stars 

When I win the lottery 

When the end comes to this old world 

The rights will cry and the rest will curl up 

And God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine 

'cause we zig and zag between good and bad 

Stumble and fall on right and wrong 

'cause the tumbling dice and the luck of the draw just leads us on 

And when I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block 

Silver-plated six shooters and a quart of the finest highland scotch 

'cause when I win the lottery, the rights will shake their heads and say that 

God is good but surely works in mysterious ways 

When I win the lottery