Axe Murderer Song Lyrics - Camper Vantiquities - Camper Van Beethoven

Why do lovers park down deserted lanes 

Near haunted houses or homes for the insane 

Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed 

Later escaped when he chopped off their heads 

Why do axe murderers only attack 

When you're partially nude 

Or you're taking a bath 

Though there are times I feel softer then most 

Some days like yogurt 

And some days like toast 

Sorority girls and fraternity boys 

Always deflowered if they're rich or they're spoiled 

So we never feel bad when aunt betty who's dead 

Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when we're making love now I feel so exposed 

Might you impale me or turn into those 

Creatures over in my mind 

Forget about the last five years 

Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house 

An old women on the porch with three dogs 

One of them blind 

Who knows what will happen 

Or what blind dogs see 

And I wish there was some place 

I really wanted to be 

I'm crossing over