Algo Electrico (english) Lyrics - Calle 13

Something electric, energetic 

This is made so that you all sweat off your make-up 

Get off to the side because you're pathetic 

Leave me to myself because I'm mega-magnetic 

Call up the doctor, the paramedic 

Because your ass made me paraplegic 

Give me sugar because today I'm diabetic 

And the order they leave in is alphabetic 

Lets all go to México 

Without getting married because I'm not Catholic 

That of getting married, this is psychological 

Without compromise, savage like it's a zoo 

Don't stay here, you'll make me melancholic 

I go to the bar and I turn into an alcoholic 

I want to give it to you with damn strong force 

Testosterone with steroids 

To wake up, give caffeine 

To fatten up, give protein 

To calm down, give nicotine 

To lube up, give vaseline 

X2 

You know that you like the sardine 

(How did you ever guess that?) 

Let your thong defines itself 

Let the Mandarin Chinese lady mark it 

To touch your horn and recite you poetry from Carolina 

The whole world is pissing themselves to be with you 

They're all shaking like gelatin 

And when your ass gets closer 

I feel the bile rising up inside me 

You're the new sensation on the block 

You're what's making all the cars crash 

You're what got my super-soaker lost 

A little vanilla with apricot 

Here they all dance until limbo 

Here it's a buffet from Monday to Sunday 

Here they eat without silverware like Vikings 

Bittersweet, like tamarind 

I'm going to throw some hot water on your belly 

And clean your teeth with my tongue 

So that you break the source and throw out detergent 

Down low and to the west 

I know that you're intelligent 

I already checked your file 

You have a mind, buddy 

That's why I'm your best client 

Listen, baby, buzz a little closer 

Come on, throw yourself in the middle 

I swear by the Holy Spirit 

That not even Socrates thought about it so much