Can't Trust The Weatherman Lyrics - Cadillac Sky

Her daddy hated his tattoos 

But she was in love with a baby due 

In September, early September 

So they called the kinfolk, set up the bar 

Threw some chairs out in the yard 

And got a preacher, a pentecostal preacher 

And the man on the evening news 

Promised sunny and 72 but 

You can't trust the weatherman 

Makes his livin' off a lucky chance 

Whole crowd was soaken wet 

Mud all over momma's dress 

No sign of the sun 

But a sure fire sign of things to come 

One thing you can plan 

Is you can't trust the weatherman 

Six months after the knot got tied 

There were diapers and a double wide 

They couldn't pay for one day they had a brainstorm 

She'd pull the gun he'd crack the safe 

They pulled it off and they pulled away 

They were laughin' 'til they saw lights flashin' 

Forecast on the radio 

Never even mentioned snow but 

You can't trust the weatherman 

Makes his livin' off a lucky chance 

Cop car hit a patch of ice 

Hit a rail flipped on its side 

That couple got away 

Cops only had one thing to blame 

Shook off the snow, threw up their hands 

Said, "You can't trust the weatherman" 

They hid their cash under the bed 

Of that condo in Club Med 

Where the chance of sunshine is 

One hundred percent but 

You can't trust the weatherman 

Makes his livin' off a lucky chance 

Hurricane came rippin' through 

Tore that condo right in two 

Stuff scattered everywhere 

Stolen money flyin' through the air 

And if you wonder how the story ends 

They're back out in the sticks again 

So remember when you're makin' plans 

You can't trust the weatherman 

You can't trust the weatherman 

No, you can't, can't trust the weatherman