Saltwater Cowboy Lyrics - Byrd Tracy

I'm looking like a lobster wearing flipflops and a stetson 

Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching 

Cause I ain't had a single bite all day 

But I caught a buzz and ain't no limit to tangeray 

Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here 

It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers 

Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun 

Got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk 

It ain't that far from Waco to Galviston 

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum 

Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy 

I'm a saltwater cowboy 

There's a Tiki party down the beach about a mile or two 

Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux 

And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship 

I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this 

It ain't that far from Waco to Galviston 

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum 

Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy 

I'm a saltwater cowboy 

If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck 

Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of sobering up 

It ain't that far from Waco to Galviston 

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum 

Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy 

I'm a saltwater cowboy