Moving To Florida Lyrics - Rembrandt Pussyhorse - Butthole Surfers

I'm goin' to move down to Florida 

And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game 

I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida 

An I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain 

Well, they say this [unverified] heals blind man 

And they say that it'll be [unverified] a Soviet Jew 

I tell that when I go down to Florida 

There ain't no kind of sexual healing 

That I would not should not or could not do said it right here 

Well, I'm movin' down to Florida 

And you know I'm gonna have to potty train the chairman Mao 

And I'm gonna make the governor right my, doo doo, a letter child 

And then I'm gonna grind me a white castle flat out of India's sacred cow 

Well, I'm goin' down to Florida, child 

And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb 

I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child 

And nobody, ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do, step child 

By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida 

Turned the muddy water into Vaseline stand 

They be making tadpoles the size of mercurys in Florida 

That be telling Julio Inglesias what to sing 

Now whoever said that Sidney [unverified] was a blind man 

Knew the same of Elvis Presley too 

'Cuz all the sausages that dance like Ray Boulder 

[Unverified] on the hood of a car in a traffic jam 

Know just exactly what to do right here 

Well, I be goin' to Florida 

Pole cats [unverified] the Seminole sun 

You know that I'm in Florida 

Just like Vince I want it all 

Well, I'm goin' down to Florida, I got hurt 

So I took all the children down to Florida 

Then I stored the [unverified] 

Well, I'm never goin' back to Florida 

That's why I'm moving today 

When I settled down in Florida 

I'm gonna explode the whole damn Tampa bay 

Get [unverified] in Florida [unverified]