Lord Is A Monkey [rock Version] Lyrics - Butthole Surfers

AHHHH...The Lord is a monkey 

Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July 

In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye 

Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas 

Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass 

Outside of Phoenix where the gimmick broke down 

Fucked that cracker for his rig and she was out of that town. 

HA HA HA HAA 

Well she was a hare krishne in the ashwam bed 

She was sellin' (?) Had a funky-ass head 

Well she put food in my mouth and she threw me on the bed 

And she cut off my balls and she sewed 'em to my head 

Well she's headin' back east in a 57 Caddy 

Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy 

Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool 

Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school 

Well I really did good but it's kickin' my ass 

I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass 

Well she's looking pretty good first week in July 

She's got a dope up her ass and a needle in her eye 

Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July 

In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye 

Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas 

Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass