Butthole Surfer Lyrics - Butthole Surfers

I was walkin' down around Venice way 

Los Angeles, oh, big California 

A man came up to me about 40, gay 

I say, "Go away okay no way agghh" 

Butthole surf [unverified] 

I was ridin' wave around Malibu Beach 

A guy came up to me 

He was lookin' like a leech 

He said, "Hey, sonny boy 

Can I eat you peach?" 

I say, "Motherfucker if you reach 

I don't know what I'm goin' to do" 

Butthole surf [unverified] 

I was ridin' my cruiser 

In West Hollywood 

A girl came up to me 

And she was lookin' mighty good 

I was eating quaaludes 

Like butthole surfers should 

She left me there where I stood 

Butthole surf [unverified] 

Hey butt 

What the fuck? 

We all like you 

'Cause you're a slut