22 Going On 23 Lyrics - Locust Abortion Technician - Butthole Surfers

I enjoy your show and I've been trying 

To get through for quite a while 

Well, we're glad you kept trying 

Umm, I have this problem, last July, I was assaulted sexually 

And ever since then, I've been having trouble sleeping 

How old are you? 

I'm 22 going on 23 

Medicine, counseling, anxiety, sleep programming 

Medicine, sleep programming 

Anxiety, counseling, medicine, sleep 

Programming, depression, anxiety 

Well, they told me, when I have these bad dreams 

To try and put endings on the dreams like I come out a winner 

But every time I try to do that, I just don't get anywhere 

It seems, I keep having the same dream over and over every night 

And that's why I'm up so late 

And I watch one soap opera a day 

And if he happens to walk in the house, I'm paranoid 

I just jump up and turn off the TV 

Except he says, "Is that all you're gonna do all day 

Just sit around and watch TV?"