Yo Mama Lyrics - Singles - Butterfingers

I see you in your office 

Sending and recieving checks 

But i know the quest for money 

Comes from a quest for sex 

So i cut to the chase 

And forgot about my job 

And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob 

I can see you laughing so i guess you think its funny 

But while your getting drunk, I've been gettin honey 

And by tommorow night youll be hungover and sick 

And ill be at my home wit yo mama on my dick 

(Chorus) 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list 

Thinking your the man 

Well i am bringing news 

Our manhoods being measured by the woman that we choose 

And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts 

So ill be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts 

(Chorus) 

Eat more fruit, Plant more trees 

Learn to shoot, Travel overseas 

Wash the dog, Read a book 

Find three chinese recipes to cook 

Learn to waltz, and speak maltese 

Ferment to invent a better feta cheese 

The highest they get is number two 

Cos number one on my list of things to do 

is Yo maaaamaaaaa 

Yo maaaamaaaaaa 

Yo maaamaaamaaa 

Yo mamaaaaa 

She's always on top 

She's always on top 

She's always on top 

She's always on top 

She's always on top 

She's always on top 

She's always on top 

She's always on top 

(techno) 

In my dream I was a cop and i stopped to arrest her 

Never met a whore more hardcore so i frisked her 

Steamed up the beamer and needed the demister 

When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster 

Got anotha blista from playin naked twista 

Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sista 

Hadn't even kissed her but she still let me fist her 

I let her drive home pissed and said 

Asta la vista baby 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list 

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list