I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why Lyrics - Singles - Butt Trumpet

I was walking home from school one day 

When I saw Danny standing there 

I tried to show him my dirty underwear 

He showed me his and nothing would compare 

And he said 

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You're ugly 

What the fuck gave birth to you? 

You're ugly 

And I bet your mom is too 

You're ugly 

Man what's with that doo? 

You're ugly because you're ugly 

I kinda wonder when I think back to those days 

Why did all the boys get scared and run away? 

So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true 

My reflection looked at me like it was scared too 

And it said 

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Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name 

was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And 

everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day 

these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi 

Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those 

pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said, 

"Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and 

they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin 

seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my 

boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick 

your fuckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to 

me? She said... 

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