Hefner And Disney Lyrics - Burnett T-bone

Somewhere between Never Neverland and Wonderland 

In a land called Never Wonderland 

There lived a beautiful wealthy young divorcee 

With a checkered past and a bad memory 

Who should probably remain nameless 

And men travelled from far and wide and try to win her hand 

And she took in stragglers from all over the known world 

Her newest guests were (as her mother called them) 

"The latest Russians to defect" 

One's name was Hefner 

The other's name was Disney 

Disney smoked a pipe and was very philosophical 

He was constantly surrounded by go-go girls 

And he used to take pictures of them without any clothes on 

And sell them to the neighborhood children 

Hefner on the other hand was not so introspective 

He loved a good story just like anybody else 

In fact he loved the myths of Never Wonderland so much 

That he made elaborate moulded plastic sculptures 

Of the characters in the myths 

Then ... he would put them out in the garden 

Until .... he had built a whole nother land in Never Wonderland 

Which he called Hefnerland 

And the neighborhood children loved them 

They had lots of fun playing in Hefnerland 

And looking at all Disney's go-go pictures 

Because they didn't know any better 

And they didn't know any worse 

But the beautiful young wealthy divorcee thought 

That they were only after her money 

Sometimes she even wished they would go back to Russia