I'll Never Tell Lyrics - Singles - Buffy The Vampire Slayer

This is the man that I plan to entangle 

Isn't he fine? 

My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle 

Vengeance was mine 

But Im out of the biz 

The name I made I'll trade for his 

The only trouble is Ill never tell 

She is the one, she's such wonderful fun 

Such passion and grace 

Warm in the night when Im right in her tight 

Embrace, tight embrace 

Ill never let her go 

The love we've known can only grow 

There's just one thing that, no 

Ill never tell 

'Cause there's nothing to tell 

He snores, she wheezes 

Say, housework and he freezes 

She eats these skeezy cheeses 

That I can't describe 

I talk, he breezes 

She doesn't know what please is 

His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe 

The vibe gets kind of scary 

Like she thinks I'm ordinary 

Like it's all just temporary 

Like her toes are kind of hairy 

But it's all very well 

'Cause, god knows I'll never tell 

When things get rough 

He just hides behind his Buffy 

Now look, he's getting huffy 

'Cause he knows that I know 

She clings, she's needy 

She's also really greedy 

She never, his eyes are beady 

This is my verse 

Hello? 

She look at me 

I'm dancin' crazy 

You know, you're quite the charmer 

My knight in armour 

You're the cutest of the scoobies 

With your lips as red as rubies 

And your firm yet supple tight embrace 

He swell, she's sweller 

He'll always be my feller 

That's why Ill never 

Tell her that Im petrified 

Ive read this tale 

There's wedding 

Then betrayal 

I know there'll come the day 

I'll want to run and hide 

I lied, I said it's easy 

Ive tried but there's these fears I can't quell 

Is she looking for a pot of gold? 

Will I look good when Ive gotten old? 

Will our lives become too stressful 

If Im never that successful? 

When I get so worn and wrinkly 

That I look like David Brinkley 

Am I crazy? 

Am I dreamin'? 

Am I marrying a demon? 

We could really raise the beam 

In makin' marriage a hell 

So, thank god I'll never tell 

I swear that Ill never tell 

My lips are sealed 

I take the fifth 

Nothing to see 

Move it along 

Ill never tell