The Centaur Lyrics - This Right Here Is - Buck 65

Most people are curious 

and wanna get dirt on 

The Centaur; I'm famous 

I walk around with no shirt on 

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down 

I'm a man 

But I'm built like a horse from the waist down 

People are afraid of me but act like they love me 

Feast your eyes upon my nudity 

I am Beauty AND the Beast 

I have plenty to say 

But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so I'm famous for it 

"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it 

Sure, it's larger than yours 

I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes! 

I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music 

I'm told passion is my specialty 

But really I'm old-fashioned 

And I'm quite well-built 

As fas as physiques go 

So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show 

They wanna have pictures taken 

Constantly assumin' that my sex drive 

is three times that of a normal human 

Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor 

All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm a centaur 

The porno industry 

Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie 

'Cause they think I look funny 

But I'm lookin' for true love 

Not cookies and crumbs 

More than a sore thumb - I have a complicated mind 

I'm not the favorite kind of companion 

For the average person 

Sometimes things start well 

But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem 

Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get 

Bein' a centaur's love interest 

You don't care about my next life 

Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life 

Most people are curious 

and wanna get dirt on 

The Centaur; I'm famous 

I walk around with no shirt on 

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down 

I'm a man 

But I'm built like a horse from the waist down 

Most people are curious 

and wanna get dirt on 

The Centaur; I'm famous 

I walk around with no shirt on 

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down 

I'm a man 

call me "country" 

so handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative 

awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur 

historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho, 

watch out now, 

I am furry and furious