Pubic's Tube Lyrics - Buck 65

Pubics tube-- 

spoken: 

stinkin rich is x rated 

buck: 

guess whos squirtin', comin', playin' with the kitty cat 

it's uncle climax with a fist full of titty fat 

shaggin' like i don't give a cripple-crap-crutch 

with a tennis ball machine and a nipple grab touch 

watch this, if you've got panties that crotchless 

and you look like stella kewan 

im a jack rabbit fella screwin' 

tryin' to please, i got a flyin' trapeze 

in my bedroom, pocket balls 

wood-panelled talkin' walls 

good channel connected to the cable with the news on 

flannel bed spread, i'm baby naked 

leave your shoes on though, you might need 'em 

over off the edge of the bed hangin 

bubble fuck, head bangin' 

sideways, double tuck 

i got a private dorm, carbonated spanish 

flyin' diet form, with new age music on vinyl for the quiet storm 

methods and techniques and symmetrical forces 

full of i need a few more electrical sources 

your last boyfriend was borin', and i'm not as choosey as him 

in the beginning i'm goin' face-first with enthusiasm 

he never knew about this, he got no style netiher 

i've got this move that starts off 

lookin' like a pile-driver 

comin' at ya three dimensional 

we don't need to be conventional 

i've got 2 friends and a zoom lense 

forget about the problems in the middle-east 

your student loans, the tropical rain forest 

let's get nude and groan 

flames of desire in my heart are burning true 

sweetheart i love you but my balls are turnin' blue 

so let's rock, i like seeing thighs 

and feelin' hands on my body 

we need some low-hangin' ceiling fans 

i already got a tickle trunk and a battle axe 

we can giddy-up until the leather in the saddle crack 

flatten the mattress, you better batton the hatches 

i got a dick-wad like nobodys business, partner 

i see that look in your eyes you're thinkin' or a certain bone 

i'm tryin' to make you wanna scream and moan 

so get a grip on the rung 

i wanna find all the places on your body 

with the tip of my tongue 

positions vary from the missionary 

and climax wraps best 

once we get back the results of your PAP test 

we can screw and do stuff 

spoken: 

stinkin rich is x-rated