Red Neck Friend Lyrics - Browne Jackson

Pretty little one 

How has it all begun? 

They're teaching you how to walk 

But you're already on the run 

Little one-- 

What you gonna do? 

Little one-- 

Honey, it's all up to you 

Now your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening news 

Mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused 

Little one-- 

Come on and take my hand 

I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan 

Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line 

And see if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine 

But let me clue you in, it ain't like him 

To argue or pretend-- 

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend 

Well they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't 

approve 

They've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move 

Little one-- 

I really wish you would 

Little one-- 

I think the damage would do you good 

Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line 

We're going to forget all about the battle 

It's gonna feel so fine 

'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink-- 

Eleven on a scale of ten 

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend 

Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line 

I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle 

And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin' 

Now honey don't just stand there 

Lookin' like this dream will never end 

Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend