Perfect Girl Lyrics - Brodie

Don't want to be alone today 

'cause I want you more than words can say. 

The perfect girl, you've got to be out there, 

the one who won't really even care. 

If I get drunk and piss on myself 

and every day I smoke a pack of cigarettes, 

and I have this dream involving my guitar 

and frequently take trips to the nudey bar. 

But I, promise to always be true 

and I would never cheat on you. 

I want to be the one who takes care of you 

when you're feelin blue... the perfect girl! 

Give me the chance, I swear I'll make it right. 

When you leave I'll kiss you good night. 

The perfect girl, you know we'll never fight, 

because you think it is alright 

if I get drunk and piss on myself 

and every day smoke a pack of cigarettes, 

and have this dream involving my guitar 

and frequently take trips to the nudey bar.