Upper Middle Class White Trash Lyrics - Singles - Brice Lee

I just got off of work at 5 

Drivin' that old van I drive 

Overalls and dirty boots 

But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit 

So when I walked in that fancy store 

Well they looked at me like I was poor 

But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir 

It went from don't take checks to right away, yes sir! 

Upper middle class white trash 

My pockets can't hold all my cash 

'Cause one day I stopped to pee 

Got some gas and won the lottery 

Now I'm investin in my neighborhood 

My friends and family, theyre all livin' pretty good! 

My trailer parks full of Cadillacs 

And upper middle class white trash 

Well I got my homeboy Chris a brand new shop 

For all those cars on cinder blocks 

And cousin Charlie, well he thinks it's cool 

To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin' pool 

I had a birthday party for mama last night 

In her ninety and a half foot triple-wide 

You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen 

NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen 

Upper middle class white trash 

My pockets can't hold all my cash 

'Cause one day I stopped to pee 

Got some gas and won the lottery 

Now I'm investin in my neighborhood 

My friends and family, theyre all livin' pretty good! 

My trailer parks full of Cadillacs 

And upper middle class white trash 

Were buyin' chicken wings by the bucket! 

We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it' 

All the Miller Light you can handle 

A hundred and fifty-seven movie channels 

Upper middle class white trash 

Our pockets can't hold all our cash 

'Cause one day I just had to pee 

Got some gas and won the lottery 

Now I'm investin in my neighborhood 

My friends and family, theyre all livin' pretty dag gum good! 

My trailer parks full of Cadillacs 

And upper middle class white trash 

So pop a top, sit back and relax 

All you upper middle class white trash 

Ha ha ha