Flatfoot Sam Lyrics - Rockabilly Riot, Vol. 1: A Tribute To Sun Records - Brian Setzer

Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile 

No money down, it was a real good deal 

Didn't wanna work, just ride around town 

Finance company put his feets on the ground 

Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam 

Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill 

He told the judge, he did it for a thrill 

He got sixty days suspended fine 

He thanked judge for being so kind 

Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam 

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Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job 

The very same day the place got robbed 

The cats got away, they couldn't be found 

They picked up Sam and they dragged him down 

Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam 

Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game 

The dice got switched, Sam got the blame 

He pulled a gun, shut out the light 

Everybody hollered, run for your life 

Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam 

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Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree 

He married a gal weighed 603 

She spent all his money, sold all his land 

Next thing she did, she got another man 

Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam