Blowing Up The Lifeguard Stand Lyrics - Singles - Brian Kirk And The Jirks

A year ago she was swimming 

And don't ya know she was winning 

But something went wrong at the buoy near the end 

Spicoli and his board came and hit her in the head 

Oh no 

Can't you see 

Don't let my little woman 

become chicken of the sea 

In it second she went down 

In it minute she could drown 

The guard upon the throne 

didn't even make a sound 

Didn't even take a second 

to take it look around 

Cause he 

Was talking to she 

In a tight little French bikini 

Hey man give me a hand 

I'm blowin up the lifeguard stand 

Let the dummies lie dead like splinters in the sand 

I'm blowing up the lifeguard stand 

When I'm wrong, I admit it 

But I'm strong and I won't quit it 

The people are Pushing me out of their way 

They know not the importance of 

the things I have to say 

To you 

About the sea 

And those stupid little pricks 

and their conspiracy 

(Chorus) 

Give me the mike and I'll say it 

Then play wipeout or can you play it? 

The bar needs to know about these tan little pricks 

In their little red short and the sunblock oil their lips 

The little whistle 

Makes me sick 

They just let the people drown while their checking out 

the chicks