Party Rock Band Lyrics - Jammin' With Friends - Bret Michaels

My album sucks, the critics say 

I can't sing and I can't play 

All I care about is sex and money 

I look out-dated, I think that's funny 

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But I'm too shallow to really give a damn 

Cause I sing for a party rock band 

In '86, fans ripped out my hair 

Now it's '96, there ain't none there 

The girls used to talk dirty to me 

But now it just really hurts when I pee 

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But I'm too stoned to really give a damn 

'cause I sing for my party rock band 

Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me 

You can be my two and only 

I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man 

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My agent says I need publicity 

Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously 

So wrecked my car into a telephone pole 

Tried to date the singer from Hole 

But Courtney didn't love me 

Don't they understand? 

Cuz I'm a shallow minded, sex cravin', don't 

care about nothing unless I'm getting laid 

Party rock band.