Karate Lyrics - Breezy

1st Verse 

Ich ni san shi better protect your body 

chopping everybody up like the Karate Kid 

with a ninja star through their eyelid fucking 

them up you bet I did kickboxer chosen-one 

I'm Daniel-son don't nobody want none 

with this smasher grand master 

counterattacking you faster with a 

katana I'm a slasher street fighter with a 

blackbelt my crane kick you felt dealt with 

a son of a bitch like Bruce Lee dressed as 

a ninja like Shinobi that'll take you to the 

dojo and murk you what you don't know 

might hurt you my Kill Bill skill will astonish 

you an one good punch will demolish you 

report me but I'll scram feeling like 

Bloodsport and I'm Jean-Claude Van Damme 

rocking a red bandana like Raphael 

chopping everybody to hell only time will 

tell until they all know I go psycho like 

Sub-Zero flawless fatality I'll be in the dojo 

like Donatello all about that 

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Chorus 

Karate (2X) 

Chopping everybody with that karate (2X) 

It's that karate 

They don't really want to try to battle me 

rattle me try to rat on me then I got to drop 

that mother fucker like I do karate (4X) 

2nd Verse 

Disabling any opponent giving anybody a 

hurts donut like Liu Kang I will end ya I super 

smash in a mask like a ninja striking everybody 

giving no fucks with a bo staff or nunchucks 

better watch what you say because you seem 

kind of gay an seem so passé better bow 

down to your sensei with a blackbelt my 

bicycle kick you felt dealt with a son of a 

bitch like Goro making everybody around 

go loco I'll hit them with the kendo then K.O. 

the attacker I'll crush a white cracker with 

martial arts that will astonish you in Mortal 

Kombat I'll demolish you even if you know 

taekwondo I will cave-in your skull you're 

faker than fuck you're like Steven Seagal 

now try to practice in a dojo but you won't 

go very far I will finish you with a Chinese 

throwing star I'll sabotage and put a hole 

through your body I'll be in the garage all 

day practicing some of that counterattacking 

kick-ass 

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Chorus 

3rd Verse 

You don't know jiujitsu or kung fu do you 

I'm a karate master guru breaking through 

with a sword made out of bamboo I will 

outdo all of you and chop you into two top 

pro martial arts champion that'll put you to 

sleep like an ambien I'll enter the dragon 

like a samurai assassin a striker with a 

blackbelt my flying dragon kick you felt dealt 

with a son of a bitch like Chuck Norris kind 

of like you got kicked by a tyrannosaurus 

like an iron maiden I will punish you like 

Raiden I will astonish you like Satan that will 

demolish you an on the final match I will 

abolish you try to fight me but you won't 

stabilize an my karate chops will paralyze 

I'll throw a back-hand just like Jackie Chan 

that'd fuck up anybody from Japan bitch 

I'm the man with an Evil Dead evil hand 

nobody really wants it with me seriously 

I'll be in the garden with Mr. Miyagi doing 

some of that good ol' unfuckwithable 

Chorus