Couch Lyrics - Breezy

Couch-Lock 

Written, recorded, produced, engineered, & 

performed by Broc Jesch (Breezy) 

Bridge 

I really want to smoke with you (3X) 

1st Verse 

It's twenty past four o' clock an now everybody 

is on couch-lock they do drugs an then sit there 

melting into the chair until their bag is bare be 

jealous because we're elevated annihilated 

completely separated from reality feeling like 

a rookie after three dabs an a pot cookie come 

with me if you want to smoke let's take a toke 

inside like a hermit crab I'm doing dab after dab 

an then I'll grab my peace pipe and pack it there's 

a party in my jacket and I'm faded looking like 

flat girl off that above the influence commercial 

stoned as usual staying high is crucial if 

somebody's at the door then I'll pretend that 

I'm away because I'm lighting up a jay watching 

Cops as I blasé on the couch I will stay way 

more higher than Jehovah like I just looked at 

Medusa while I'm huffing an puffing the buddha 

calm breathing like I scuba representing seven 

one zero feeling like a couch potato with more 

hydro inside of my pouch but I really can't get 

off of the couch 

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Chorus 

An now everybody's on couch-lock 

frozen like they're in shock toking up a moon 

rock stoned like it's Woodstock 

Couch-lock 

frozen like they're in shock toking up a moon 

rock stoned like it's Woodstock 

That's couch-lock 

frozen like they're in shock toking up a moon 

rock stoned like it's Woodstock 

Now everybody's on couch-lock 

Bridge 

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2nd Verse 

We're melting into the sofa bed while laughing 

like Beavis and Butt-Head smoking on Panama 

Red until I can't function having my mind 

malfunction while we smoke an then repeat 

while I'm sinking into my seat getting higher than 

I've ever been looking like a Korean that's 

hanging out with couch bums I get stoned and 

make albums everyday we're burnin' and gigglin' 

like Pee Wee Herman we smoke dope for certain 

an more dope I'm insertin' into my bowl our 

government has no soul or control so I'm always 

down to roll hanging around with a pound on 

couch-lock an I'm homebound higher than an 

airplane with Mary Jane on the couch I remain 

watching Cops as I blasé on the couch I will 

stay way more higher than Jehovah like I just 

looked at Medusa while I'm huffing an puffing 

the buddha calm breathing like I scuba 

representing four two zero feeling like a couch 

potato with more hydro inside of my pouch 

but I really can't get off of the couch 

Chorus